xboxshoes_300Okay, I gotta get this off my chest today…What the hell is the world coming to when you have morons buying up $2500 running shoes inspired by a flippin XBOX. I really thought this was a joke..but nope. Did some little searching and it true, somebody has made the shoe. And better yet, kids with Down Syndrome from all over the place are trying to grab a pair.

I know these shoes light up, but so do shoes that little babies wear from Wal-Mart. I know this because single moms at the strip club I frequent lace their bastard kids in them.

Seriously, what can a guy do with $2500?


1. Vegas, hotel, strippers = fun w/money leftover
2. A 1lb of the good green stuff, some change left over for a trip to Costco where I can get a case of chips for the munchies
3. A trip to the local strip club, a few good lap dances, LOTS of money left over to convince girls you will come back if they come home with you tonight. (note, you dont really go back)
4. Go to China town, get the knock-offs for $100, act like you really did pay $2500 and pocket the rest of the money

I could go on forever. But I won’t.