Sorry for the small post my internet friends, but I am trying to convince my main booty call to get one of her stripper co-workers for a threesome on Friday night. My argument, its a three day weekend, we need an extra person in the bed. I know my chick is down, she is a freak, she better have a hot friend….I wonder how much those pinhole camera cost..

This is how the Fresh Prince of Bel Air should have had their lyrics. Its more realistic compared to the one William Smith did.