You would think crooked cops would no better. Steal from the evidence locker and keep your mouth shut. Some steal a little white powder, others a 9mm, while some prefer the cold cash.

Officer Retard from the Moron Division failed in this video:

How do you get baked on a single brownie? Even more, how the hell do you call 911? I’ve eaten brownies, shrooms and much more many times and never been like this dimwit.

Ladies, if your BF is a little on the slow side, do society a favor. Just swallow and break the cycle of stupidity from spreading.