A lot of times, I have people come over and ask me if I am hook on the green giants magical grass a little too much. Maybe I am, I smoke when I wake up, I smoke during the day, I smoke before I sleep…to me, its not a problem since its not affecting my job performance…why? cuz I gots no job!

When people tell you to stop doing your drug of choice, just pass them a list of celebs that are on your side and punch them in the balls for trying to act like an after school special…