This one is for all the strippers, single moms, teenage leg spreading sluts out there…say hello to my new toy.

One of the joys of not having to work for a living is the ability to buy toys like this with cash and race around whenever the hell I want. Its a 2008 Ducati 848. These are random pics I am posting since my roommate has my digital camera while he is on this lame date with this girl. Now, if you hate going on dates and just want to bang hot chicks, get a bike like this. This helps bypass the whole dinner/movie BS guys are not really looking for.

If for some reason I go longer than a week without a new post, I’m probably dead from riding this bike too fast. Its my first time with a bike in years and the first few miles off the dealership lot were scary as fuck.