I swear my roommate has down syndrome. I tried to knock some sense in him today by beating him with my hotel room iron but the idiots at the hotel decided to have the cord permanently connected and cord long enough that it can’t go anywhere. I guess past guest where doing what I wanted to do…

So this retard thinks that Michael Jordon is NOT the best NBA player. He feels that Kobe at present could take MJ in his prime. My ass. Dumb shit. I know I’m not alone with this feeling of rage and anger and the desire to call up male escorts from the Yellow pages and send them to his room….