Yesterday I hooked up with my Valentines day and ofcourse one thing lead to another and we made it back to my place. Nothing special there and as hot as she was, her work in bed needs practice. I taught her a few tricks which I guess she can go back to her boyfriend with because I am not about to have anything more with her.

Its what happened in the morning that makes me ponder a new career. When this girl left, there was $100 left on my dresser. I know for a fact that this is not mine because I took money out of the ATM that night and it was all $20 bills and this was two $50′s folded neatly and placed on the dresser.

I asked my roommate if he dropped some loot in my room and he was oblivious as usual – so asking a retard yielded nothing.

Getting this money felt great. I got to bang a super hot chick, kicked her out of the house before she asked for cereal and bam! money in the bank!!

I could see myself getting used to this new career haha.

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Hope you all had a fun weekend, I am about to round two with another girl tonight. Hopefully she pays me also, if not, I will just steal some cash from my roommates sock drawer…remember kids, dont hide money in obvious places like that..you will get jacked!