Yes, part of being stoned or tweaked for the majority of the day is the sad reality that errors will happen….like deciding to vacuum under the bed and realizing that shit swirling in the canister is not a green dust ball, but some of the good stuff. I sit here wondering if I should still smoke it. Lesson for today, hire that nude maid service that was advertising on Craigslist and get the place cleaned and the pipe in my pants.

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Some links worth mentioning:
Pamela Anderson goes back to the well (The Superficial)
– now don’t get me wrong, I would tap her like any other guy, but with a double strapped unit…that caution tape is good warning – mouth to mouth from this life guard could result in herpes.

Tooshie Tuesday (Funtasticus)

Sophie Reade Wearing Lingerie in London (BoobieBlog)

Brazilian Bikini Model ‘Jessica Canizales’ Will Melt Your Eyeballs (HGOM)

Ivanka Trump and Her TIts of the Day (DrunkStepfather)

Ingrid Hoffmann Is Why We All Love Food (Spewf)

All Girls From Arizona Are Hot