I am a few hours away before my weekly poon is going to bring over a friend of hers from the club…if you have been following my plan for the weekend, you know what I’m trying to accomplish. Being Sunday, I had figured I would have to wait for another opportunity to come up. But shit, this girl came through. As I shave my ostrich eggs, I had post something up for you guys to entertain yourselves.

Remember, when you eat your bagel, eat is like a boss.