I woke up a little late today and as I was heading to the kitchen, my roommate was leaving.

He said “wassup” while heading out the front door. When he gets outside, I hear him whistle the tune from the “Sugar crisps” commercial. Interesting so far.

I get to the kitchen and head for my cereal cupboard where I keep all my cereal and guess what? The sugar crisp cereal is empty. I wonder who ate my stash?

After I write this I’m going to use his toothbrush to clean the toe jam off my feet and put it back. When he comes home, I will whistle “under my umbrella” to confuse him.

That is how I roll.