Screw other Valentine’s Promotions:
I go to different blogs and they have tips on cheap places to eat and take your date or discounts on places to eat…man screw that shit..some of us are not locked down.
In my ample free time I searched this vast world wide web and pulled out some crap that us single and ready to mingle crowd can use.
1. You cant find a date, well look here. I signed up and am talking to a few girls already. I signed up a couple of hours ago and made a profile and got some hits on my page. Its free until Saturday to signup and talk for free. After that you pay. But still, I’m liking this so far. I might have a new place to get AND keep busy.
7 Day FREE Trial: Find your sexy valentine!
2. Yahoo has a promotion too. I actually found this while on my roommates laptop. He has a lot of porn for anyone that is interested in a freak accountant that forgets to close his laptop. Anyone else with a brain, just sign up and use the free trial.
Yahoo! Personals 7 Day FREE Trial offer
3. protection. Don’t wait until V-day to think about buying covers for your units. That is when the good stuff is sold out and your stuck with weird no name brands. I’m telling this from past experience. Go now and get some, I’m sure they are on sale and its better to have a supply on hand to prevent little accidents.
These are my tips. Find a person, make some love and get that stress out of your body.
I love this song hahahahahha!!!!!!!!
February 9th, 2009 at 11:08 pm
that video is too jokes!
haha…your post is unique on the dating tips. I tried Lava in the psat and there are some hotties, but will just make a new account with a different email address so I dont have to pay. Big cities have girls that want to hookup if that is what your vibe is.Good lookout for the link!
February 11th, 2009 at 12:44 am
That video was awesome! Too bad their show never got picked up by Fox…
February 12th, 2009 at 3:25 pm
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February 12th, 2009 at 7:31 pm
yo Lavalife is ill still.I pay for my membership and its legit on the real. I read your blog and have say its some funny shit but wanted to talk on that free link its a good deal for anyone looking to run a booty call. It takes a little time but works if you have patience. Its cheaper than hitting up the clubs in Toronto only to look but not touch if you know what I’m sayin
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February 12th, 2009 at 7:57 pm
I came here through your comment on my post and damn I liked this post. I’m guilty of giving advice on what to do for V-day for couples, but shite, I’m gonna be single on that day too. My “fun” friend is coming back a few days after the day because she’s gotta spend time with her better half. Anywho, might take your advice for this V-day and have me some fun instead of downing a bottle of Hennessy and listening to the Blues as I planned on doing. Cheers!
February 14th, 2009 at 4:47 pm
Strip Clubs, college bars and malls brother Robby…you can find yourself some hookup for the day and still have time to enjoy your juice and tunes…trust me man, today is one giant wedding where all girls at the reception wish they were the bride and are willing to hookup as much as you do…play your cards right and you will be playing with her Xbox tonight