Give it up to Google Maps and their fool proof directions. Its been handy having this site ready to find me the nearest strip club or liquor store late at night.

And now, its been a great entertainment. Read #43 When I asked for directions from Japan to China.

These are ACTUAL directions from Google Maps

Japan

1. Head north 750 m
2. Turn right toward 大門街道/国道152号線 190 m
3. Continue straight onto 大門街道/国道152号線 2.7 km
4. Turn left at 大和橋(交差点) onto 中山道/国道142号線
Continue to follow 国道142号線 13.0 km
5. Take the ramp onto 新和田トンネル有料道路 Toll road 4.4 km
6. Take the ramp onto 中山道/国道142号線
Continue to follow 国道142号線 Partial toll road 10.4 km
7. Turn right at 湖北トンネル南(交差点) onto 下諏訪岡谷バイパス/国道20号線 2.6 km
8. Take the ramp to 長野自動車道 Toll road 450 m
9. Keep left at the fork, follow signs for 東京・名古屋 and merge onto 長野自動車道 Toll road 3.7 km
10. Take exit 岡谷JCT toward 中央道・飯田・名古屋 Toll road 850 m
11. Merge onto 中央自動車道 Toll road 161 km
12. Take exit 小牧JCT toward 名神・小牧・京都 Toll road 1.2 km
13. Merge onto 東名高速道路 Toll road 5.8 km
14. Continue onto 名神高速道路 (signs for 名神・東海北陸道・京都・高山) Toll road 167 km
15. Take exit 吹田JCT toward 中国道・山陽道・宝塚・岡山 Toll road 1.8 km
16. Merge onto 中国自動車道 Toll road 30.3 km
17. Take exit 神戸JCT toward 山陽道・岡山・徳島 Toll road 1.4 km
18. Merge onto 山陽自動車道 Toll road 309 km
19. Take exit 廿日市JCT toward 山陽道・岩国・北九州 Toll road 1.4 km
20. Merge onto 広島岩国道路 Toll road 11.7 km
21. Take the ramp onto 山陽自動車道 Toll road 95.3 km
22. Take exit 山口JCT toward 中国道・下関・北九州 Toll road 1.3 km
23. Merge onto 中国自動車道 Toll road 64.1 km
24. Continue onto 関門橋 Toll road 9.5 km
25. Continue onto 九州自動車道 (signs for 九州道・福岡・熊本) Toll road 346 km
26. Take exit 高速鹿児島IC toward 鹿児島出口・南九州道・川内・伊集院 Toll road 300 m
27. Keep right at the fork, follow signs for 川内・伊集院・南九州道 and merge onto 国道3号線 Partial toll road 700 m
28. Take the ramp to 南九州道 Toll road 600 m
29. Merge onto 南九州西回り自動車道(市来~鹿児島西)/鹿児島道路 Toll road 20.4 km
30. Take the ramp to 国道3号線 Partial toll road 1.4 km
31. Turn left at 市来I.C入口(交差点) onto 国道3号線 (signs for 川内・串木野) 7.2 km
32. Turn left at 串木野駅(交差点) onto 県道38号線 1.7 km
33. Turn right 350 m
34. Turn left 180 m
35. Turn left 99 m
36. Take the 串木野~里~中甑~鹿島~長浜 ferry Toll road 64.9 km
37. Continue straight 19 m
38. Turn left toward 県道349号線 58 m
39. Turn right toward 県道349号線 57 m
40. Turn left at 県道349号線 11.3 km
41. Continue onto 県道350号線 2.1 km
42. Turn left 1.4 km

43. Jet ski across the Pacific Ocean 782 km

44. Continue straight onto 塘后支路 400 m
45. Turn left at 塘后路 600 m
46. Continue onto 淞宝路/淞寶路 700 m
47. Slight right to stay on 淞宝路/淞寶路 550 m
48. Turn left at 牡丹江路 170 m
49. Take the 1st right onto 泰和路 1.3 km
50. Slight right to stay on 泰和路 230 m
51. Take the ramp on the left onto 外环高速/外環高速 21.0 km
52. Take exit 沪宁高速A11/南京方向/中环路方向-滬寧高速A11/南京方向/中環路方向 toward 京沪高速/京滬高速 400 m

53. Keep right at the fork to continue toward 京沪高速/京滬高速 and merge onto 京沪高速/京滬高速 Partial toll road 22.5 km

54. Continue onto 沪宁高速/滬寧高速 Partial toll road 247 km
55. Take exit 南京繞城公路/長江二橋/長江大橋/機場高速/長江三橋/馬鞍山-南京绕城公路/长江二桥/长江大桥/机场高速/长江三桥/马鞍山 toward 繞城公路/绕城公路 400 m

56. Keep left at the fork to continue toward 繞城公路/绕城公路 and merge onto 繞城公路/绕城公路 Partial toll road 27.4 km
57. Take exit 南京三桥-南京三橋 to merge onto 三桥高速/三橋高速
Partial toll road

14.8 km
58. Take exit 宁合高速/合肥/六合/浦口-寧合高速/合肥/六合/浦口 toward 宁合高速/寧合高速 350 m

59. Keep left at the fork to continue toward 宁合高速/寧合高速 and merge onto 宁合高速/寧合高速 Partial toll road 17.4 km

60. Continue onto 合宁高速/合寧高速 Toll road 70.9 km

61. Continue onto 沪陕高速/滬陝高速 Toll road 19.4 km

62. Take exit G3/G40/G42/六安/蚌埠 to merge onto 合肥繞城高速/合肥绕城高速 Toll road 46.8 km

63. Continue onto 沪陕高速/滬陝高速 Partial toll road 867 km

64. Continue onto 西蓝高速/西藍高速 Toll road 5.8 km

65. Take exit 宝鸡/潼关-寶雞/潼關 toward 繞城高速/绕城高速 Toll road 1.2 km

66. Keep right at the fork to continue toward 繞城高速/绕城高速 and merge onto 繞城高速/绕城高速 Toll road 37.7 km

67. Take exit 宝鸡-寶雞 to merge onto 西宝高速/西寶高速 Toll road 159 km

68. Continue onto 连霍高速/連霍高速 Toll road 131 km

69. Take exit 麥積山景區/天水市/賈家河/麥積區/G310/麥積山/山賈公路-麦积山景区/天水市/贾家河/麦积区/G310/麦积山/山贾公路 toward 310国道/310國道  Partial toll road 900 m

70. Keep right at the fork to continue toward 310国道/310國道 and merge onto 310国道/310國道 Partial toll road 8.2 km
71. Turn left at 羲皇大道 2.3 km
72. Turn right at 310国道/310國道 1.5 km
73. At the traffic circle, take the 2nd exit onto the 天北高速 ramp 600 m
74. Merge onto 天北高速 11.7 km

75. Exit onto 天巉公路 Partial toll road 20.1 km

76. Continue straight to stay on 天巉公路 Toll road 20.7 km

77. Continue straight to stay on 天巉公路Partial toll road 152 km
78. Turn right at 十八里鋪互通立交橋/十八里铺互通立交桥 6 m
79. Take the ramp to 巉柳高速 500 m

80. Slight right at 巉柳高速Partial toll road 37.2 km

81. Take exit 甘草店 toward 312国道/312國道 Partial toll road 1.2 km
82. Turn right at 312国道/312國道 15.9 km

China

Great job Google, obviously a jet ski ride is much fucken easier than any other mode of travel known to man.