Weather was good outside so I thought I would prove that white men can jump. Since I got to play ball for a number of years, I can hold me own. Just like any crack-head, I came home after running some ball and began to Youtube dunk videos. Will I ever by like Mike? Hell no. In the meantime I will burn a fattie fat fat and drink some of this Gatorade and think about the type of girl I will slam-dunk tonight. Living the NBA Dream.