I just heard about this girl. Maybe she is new to your eyes too. We can all agree her body is stacked and must enjoy this before those bags sag and start scraping the floor. Like a ripe fruit, I just want to bite into these. Date of Birth: 1980, Los Angeles, California, USA Status: [...]
Lets face it, most girls out there are more annoying than any words could describe. I’d rather get my teeth pulled without any anesthesia while listening to Vanilla Ice rap instead of hearing the non-stop bull shit some girls yak about. Good thing for them, they have cans that make me coming back for more. [...]
I’m floored right now. This is an ass that needs to be a template for all those pancake asses you end up tapping after a night at the bar. Yes, not every tail you chase ends up looking hot when you bring them home. Personally, I want to copy the success of the missing kids [...]
Randomly random thoughts of a stay at home bum who makes more money than his roommates. I have too much free time
