Lets face it, most girls out there are more annoying than any words could describe. I’d rather get my teeth pulled without any anesthesia while listening to Vanilla Ice rap instead of hearing the non-stop bull shit some girls yak about. Good thing for them, they have cans that make me coming back for more. [...]
I could lie like I just did to the girl I just kicked out…told her that I was heading to church with my grandmother and after that fib, earned me a nice BJ, and then made her take a walk of shame. What I’m really up to? Got a new glass bong that makes my [...]
So I am in love with this chick and know my odds of banging Brianna are slim. I guess I will try to find a replica girl tonight and get her drunk enough so I can call her Brianna while I bang her without her noticing too much. This girl is flawless. I am probably [...]
Sleep all day, bang chicks all night...living the dream. Making money the old fashion way..at home in my boxers.
