Some assholes only spend one day to remember how lucky our asses are in this fine nation. Since I got a lot of friends from back in high school that went and joined different forces, I still remember and respect the sacrifices they make so I can get high, do lines of strippers asses and [...]
Last night is a blur. I remember going to the bar, talking to a bunch of girls and now I’m awake to a semi-hot girl (give her a 7) who told me to stay in bed while she makes pancakes. Normally, I make girls take the walk-of-shame in the morning but I really want pancakes. [...]
This is awesome…hot girls dont need clothes and body paint can make life easier when I am trying to get a little quickie. This video shows my point very well, some might cry about the lack of audio, really, who cares. There could be goats making noises in the background…I’m on a tangent but gotta [...]
Sleep all day, bang chicks all night...living the dream. Making money the old fashion way..at home in my boxers.
