Last night is a blur. I remember going to the bar, talking to a bunch of girls and now I’m awake to a semi-hot girl (give her a 7) who told me to stay in bed while she makes pancakes. Normally, I make girls take the walk-of-shame in the morning but I really want pancakes. [...]
This is awesome…hot girls dont need clothes and body paint can make life easier when I am trying to get a little quickie. This video shows my point very well, some might cry about the lack of audio, really, who cares. There could be goats making noises in the background…I’m on a tangent but gotta [...]
Sadly, somebody beat me to this and the obviously hottest of the sisters ends up getting knocked out without any sex tape for out pleasure. Yes, I agree…”w-t-f!?”. I know you are all probably saying she is nothing special, and I will agree with this jibber jabber…take away her last name and she would be [...]
Randomly random thoughts of a stay at home bum who makes more money than his roommates. I have too much free time
