I could lie like I just did to the girl I just kicked out…told her that I was heading to church with my grandmother and after that fib, earned me a nice BJ, and then made her take a walk of shame. What I’m really up to? Got a new glass bong that makes my [...]
So the provider of countless entertainment made a post of a beauty pageant that needs props. Based on the girls, I would do my part for the environment and tap these girls raw. I mean, why spoil the earth with plastics that apparently cannot biodegrade. Love juice in each nation will unite for the cause. [...]
Last night is a blur. I remember going to the bar, talking to a bunch of girls and now I’m awake to a semi-hot girl (give her a 7) who told me to stay in bed while she makes pancakes. Normally, I make girls take the walk-of-shame in the morning but I really want pancakes. [...]
Randomly random thoughts of a stay at home bum who makes more money than his roommates. I have too much free time
