So I am in love with this chick and know my odds of banging Brianna are slim. I guess I will try to find a replica girl tonight and get her drunk enough so I can call her Brianna while I bang her without her noticing too much. This girl is flawless. I am probably [...]
I’m floored right now. This is an ass that needs to be a template for all those pancake asses you end up tapping after a night at the bar. Yes, not every tail you chase ends up looking hot when you bring them home. Personally, I want to copy the success of the missing kids [...]
Screw the asshole that put their URL in the video below. Normally, I would not want to a video like that, but really, I barely noticed this until the fourth or fifth time watching the video. Watch this majestic piece of ass jiggle.
Randomly random thoughts of a stay at home bum who makes more money than his roommates. I have too much free time
